Population | 13.676 billion |
Capital | Newice |
Leader | President Lewis Von |
Faith | Church Of Medford |
Currency | Medford Dollar |
Animal | Medford |
The Federal Republic of United States of Medford is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Lewis Von with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.676 billion Medfordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newice. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Medfordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion Medford Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,856 Medford Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, protests are legal but strictly supervised, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and being dead no longer has any benefits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Medford's national animal is the Medford, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church Of Medford.
United States of Medford is ranked 4,010th in the world and 171st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 190 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, being dead no longer has any benefits.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : United States of Medford was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, herbal teas are only consumed by hipsters who want to look marginal.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : United States of Medford endorsed The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
World Assembly
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